Scurrilous Finally Out!!!
Hey Fuckers, I'm back and it's been a while since anything was up on the site so I might as well throw something on. It also happens to be perfect timing as in my opinion yesterday should be a official holiday. "Why?" You may ask because the world was blessed with an amazing album that I personally can't stop listening to. The album is Scurrilous by Protest The Hero and is completely fucking amazing!
Seriously I've listened to it like 100 times, jerked off to it like 20 times, and am currently listening to it while typing with one hand and jerkin it in the other. The boys have really outdone themselves with this album. Rody's vocals have really improved and he definitely intends on using them. Overall, I give Scurrilous a complete 10/10 (Which is what i gave their previous album, Fortess). Clearly These guys are a force to be reckoned and I can't wait for a 4th album.
It's Scurrilousorific!!!!!
Love you all, Tom!!!!!
Time for Another “Super” Hero Knockoff
Wassup ya'll! Today during my usual morning stumble session I happened to fall into a trailer for another super hero movie. Its called "Super" and is starring Rainn Wilson, Ellen Paige and Kevin Bacon as well as a few other slightly big names like Liv Tyler, Michael Rooker ("Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"), and last but not least for all of you Firefly nerds out there ( Jess, I'm talking about you), Nathan Fillion. This movie is a definite indie super hero spoof but looks surprisingly good and also slightly retarded. I don't know about you guys but I am definitely looking forward it.
Well here's the trailer, I'm gonna get back to watching Catch Me If You Can (great movie)
- Tom
Ya Know What Pisses Me Off??? #6
Hey guys, how’s it goin’? Jess here; long time, no bitch! Well, anywhere other than the podcast that is. I’m kind of intimidated now that I’ve gone and read Tom’s work… Man. That guy knows how to bring the hate, am I right? It’s awesome. However, now? It’s my turn to bring to light some hatred of my own.
I have recently broken free of the aneurism-inducing madness and slavery that is the public transportation system and have obtained (fanfare here please) A CAR! ABOUT FUCKIN’ TIME! Anyway, so I listen to the radio now. Or I used to. I’ve come to discover a very important detail regarding this form of media: RADIO FUCKIN’ SUCKS ASS! But why, Jess? Why does radio blow chunks of last week’s lunch, you ask. Well, my little friends, it’s all due to one simple device known as AUTOTUNE; and it is invading the airwaves like a zombie apocalypse; only far less awesome.
Try this experiment, if you will. I know all your lives you’ve heard “Don’t try this at home, kids!” but seriously, try this at home or in your car or even at work! Turn your radio on to the popular station of your area, wherever the hell that may be. Give a listen to like, 10 songs; if you can even handle that many. Then count out how many of those 10 songs DO NOT consist of MOSTLY AUTOTUNE OR HAVE AUTOTUNE IN SOME WAY PRESENT. What’s that you say? There aren’t any? NO SHIT! It’s everywhere! It’s ridiculous!
Now here’s what that tells me: Record companies are running out of money and are willing to just grab any Joe Schmo off the fucking sidewalk, stick them in a recording studio with subpar lyrics, massive amounts of bass and zero talent. Later, they filter it through their miracle machine and BAM! Insta-star and the money rolls in. Why? Where is the talent? What about the artists that can ACTUALLY sing and perform and PLAY THEIR OWN DAMN INSTRUMENTS that DON’T need help? They get shit. Autotune has completely taken over the music industry and everyone is now fake. Music sucks. They’re trying too hard. It’s a little frightening to think that real, valid talent doesn’t even matter anymore. “Holy shit dude, you sound like a dying cat scraping it’s nails down a chalkboard. No big deal, we’ll just tweak your voice in the computer until it sounds nothing like you and you’ll have to be dependent on this device that costs more than you’re worth for your fame and fortune because YOU FUCKING SUCK OTHERWISE! Smart. There’s a reason I don’t leave the 80s and 90s when it comes to my music choices. Todays so-called “music” is all the same. Shitty and robotic. No thanks. I prefer real people. The shit I can belt out on my way to work. That fuckin’ goes for you too, Bieber, you little asshole. You and Miley Cyrus can jump off a really high cliff. And take the cast of Twilight with you.
You all make me sick.
Love, Jess
Because We Said So…#10 We Are The Knight
The crew welcomes a returning guest but in person this time and hop in to the Batmobile as this entire episode is all about Superheroes.One in specific.
Now you can shove us in you pants! Yep, B.W.S.S. is on iTunes!!!
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Because We Said So…#9 The Conversion
Our hosts waste no time as they jump right into the world of Sauces, whore, teachers and games. This is when Jess' love for WoW gets put to the test as Justin tries to convert her to DCUO, all the while Tom is frowning upon us both.
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Ya Know What Pisses Me Off??? #5
Hey guys, it has been a long time but I have another rant for ya but this time it not exactly a thing that pisses me off. It's more like a who and the who that is responsible for my hatred was a true idol to me. Well at one time he was an idol but over the years he has slowly tarnished his reputation in my books. He is responsible for one of the greatest trilogies ever made and co-responsible for another great one as well. Yes, people I am talking about George Lucas (I reference the the star wars saga as a trilogy because those other ones were garbage.)
Now in my opinion George should have left the original star wars trilogy in the state that it was before those garbage special effects were thrown in. I grew up watching those movies and when he put in the head for the Sarlacc pit or the Bantha herds on Tattooine it was almost as if the guy was changing my childhood. Then there was the prequels...
Sure these movies gave us an insight into the life of Darth Vader and the birth of Luke and Leia but come on, seriously, Hayden Christensen? That fucking drone couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag even after we cut it a bit just to get him started. The sound scheme was horrible and the special effect were definitely sub par. The only saving grace for these movies were some of the other great actors that they used like Liam Neeson, Ewan MacGregor, Natalie Portman and mothafuckin badass Samuel L Jackson.
But guess what guys, Mr Lucas is out to rape us fanboys for one (and hopefully last) time. According to an Los Angeles times article (here) George Lucas has decided to join the ranks of the hollywood elite and convert this whole saga in 3D and re-release them all in theatres starting the Episode One: the Phantom Menace in 2012. As you guys can probably figure out I am absolutely fucking pissed about this whole thing. First of all i hate 3D and now they are editing my favorite trilogy for A 3RD TIME!!! Thus completely ruining the movies that made me love movies in the first place. What's next George? 3D Indiana Jones? Fuck you George Lucas, stop trying to make another buck and preserve your legacy don't tarnish what was amazing in the first place!!
And THAT'S what pisses me off!!
Sincerely yours, Tom
Hail To The King Baby.
It's only been twelve fucking years! As I am paraphrasing Mr. Nukem. Yep for those of you who didn't know, 3D realms had announced a new Duke Nukem Game entitled: Duke Nukem Forever(Back in 1997 and again in 2009). Yeah well things didn't go according to their plan as the gaming company went pretty much belly up in shit creak. They let go of their creative team for D.N.F. and everyone else who got in the path of budget cut monster and got a massive lawsuit by Take Two(who own the publishing rights of the series). Well after all the useless restraining orders, and injunctions, Take Two has decided to slide the project over to Gearbox. These are the fine folks who made the popular FPS/RPG-esque Borderlands, so you know these cheeky bastards know how to make some satirical content which is also stuffed with quality.
Now to top off this exciting news article isn't more word-gasms. No no no sirs and sirsette. We also get to bring you a trailer for the upcoming game which has a May release date slapped on it. Yep, Duke Nukem Forever is set to be released May 3rd (6th Internationally)
This Bitchin' game is can be played on ther PC, 360 and PS3
-Justin
New Features Coming Soon.
That's right freaks, geeks, and nerds alike! Because We Said So is branching out! If you loved us with rando articles and potty mouth driven podcasts then you're sure to love our vast approaching video game reviews. So stay tuned!
We're also going to be throwing the occasional trailer, or gaming news that's actually interesting to our viewers. So pretty much gore nudity and possible fecal matter . 
We're going to be reaching out to you the community to think of a name for our reviews. So if you've got any ideas then put'em in the comments below! Alright now folks back to staring at some good old fashion Pron!
- Justin
Because We Said So…#8 And The Award Goes To…
The Dynamic Trio ring the new year...a little later than expected. We give out awards, pick on Jess and question one of life's greatest choices.
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Fail at Life – Kid gets owned by Dog!
What's up fuckers! Today we have a special video "Fail at Life" for ya, when I first saw this I couldn't stop laughing. Now please, enjoy with me the true art of kids getting hurt, one of the many reasons that I am going to hell, alongside punting pugs and punching kids in wheelchairs. There's nothing more fun than laughing at the misfortune of others and I believe after a head smash like this kid has in the video we'll be laughing at her for years to come!!
Isn't that just pure awesomeness! Hope that brightened up your day I know it for me!
- Tom